27

Hi guys! I'm turning 27 today! So I made you a random list of How To Be 27 and (Self-Proclaimed)  Fabulous Like Me:

1. Stay alive at least until 27. Thanked your parents -- without the rebelliously strong sperm of your dad went to the comfort mum's ovum you won't be here.
2. Keep your family and small circle of friends close to you. They're such a good barrier to any threat.
3. Get a good job to support you to stay alive until 27.
4. Born in 1990 so you can be 27 in 2017.
5. Surviving several broken hearts, be a forgiving person.
6. Be good and kind to anything. If you hate human, it's ok. you can just be good and kind to animals, plants, and anything surrounds you. 
7. Eat good, don't eat poisonous food like that weird colored fungi, don't slice the Fugu by yourself get it done by the master chef, don't accidentally drink cyanide on any thai coffee (glad I don't drink coffee!).
8. Don't do any dangerous stunt act because you're not stuntwoman/man.
9. Do a good job or get a good one, so you can be happy and your boss or peer won't mad at you, and you get stressed until you kill yourself.
10. Find daily dosage of something cute: a person, a fluffy cat, a stupid doggo, or just see something like Cockles/Destiel.
11. Do some exercise, yet physical or brain. Do jumping frog from your bed to bath room, do scrabble while pooping and else. So you will keep healthy and not dead.
12. Make a friends. Do it. If your people skills are pretty rusty, just try to join some weird events. That people will make you laugh. It's good.
13. Don't summon King of Hell or any evil things that could make you get killed.   
14. Living in an urban metropolitan city with thousands of deeply stressed ppl will affect you. Go somewhere beautiful at least once a year. 
15. If you're handling some social media accounts, or very daily attached to it, just be calm and stable facing the netizen. 
16. Lower your expectations. Always. Make yourself always at the lowest point of hope. 
17. Get a daily dosage of hug. Doctor recommends.
18. Dare yourself to do something out of your comfort zone. You know, it could be something like GISHWHES, speed dating, yelling at the boss, making a protest in front of government buildings or something else that could make your adrenaline rush. Yeah, scientifically, you need it. 
19. Have a pet, it doesn't have to be animals, plants work too. (No, not human-pet, no)
20. Wish your parents not make a fake birth certificate. So you could be truly 27 by this year. 
21. Personal hygiene. It's important. Don't get killed by some germs that grow in your body. 
22. Don't play with bears, you're not Chloe Park from We Bare Bears that could casually hangout with grizzly, panda and ice bear. Or crocodile or other dangerous animals. Unless you're a certified animal whisperer.
23. Swear once a day. It's a stress reliever. 
24. Read the caution or warning in any packaging of F&B, or going somewhere, or when you're clicking a suspicious link. Always read it. It can protect you from something bad. 
25. Hear music, dance a little or much. Or try to play music instrument even if you're sucked at it. 
26. Stop and breathe. Sometimes this world went too fast and you forgot to breathe. 
27. Always love yourself. 

Cheers!

Love, 

M.